Girl: hey </3
Boy: how was your day?
Girl: what's it to you?
Boy: did i do something wrong
Girl: no :l
Boy: then whats wrong :s
Girl: i hate you </3
Boy: ummmmmmm......why?
Girl: you never do anything wrong and i mess up all the time
Boy: thats why you hate me? :s
Girl: yes
Boy: well then i hate you because you are too pretty for me and your eyes are breath taking and any guy would be lucky to have you. So i hate you for choosing me.
Girl: u hate me?
Boy: No stupid...... I love you...
