The Epic Battle of a TEACHER and STUDENT
Teacher: Hey Guys... Could you please pay a little attention here?
Student: yes mam, I am paying as little attention as i can. !!
Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?
One student: Its "h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o."
Teacher: What is this?
Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a tree and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like YOUR THINKING"
Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU.
Teacher Replies, Okay Ask Me..
Little Johny: There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,
"Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on........
Teacher: Hey Guys... Could you please pay a little attention here?
Student: yes mam, I am paying as little attention as i can. !!
Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?
One student: Its "h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o."
Teacher: What is this?
Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a tree and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like YOUR THINKING"
Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU.
Teacher Replies, Okay Ask Me..
Little Johny: There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,
"Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on........
